When you Cook at Home, You don’t use this kind of NASTY STUFF:
- CORN MALTODEXTRIN
- YEAST EXTRACT
- CITRIC ACID
- WHEY ISOLATES
- MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE
- GUAR GUM
- UNHEALTHY ADDITIVES
- CHEMICAL FLAVOR ENHANCERS
Unlike mass-produced snacks, Papa makes his Nuts & Jerkies just like you cook at home, using only:
REAL, WHOLESOME INGREDIENTS
What the F$%k is Corn Maltodextrin?
And why do the big companies put all this nasty stuff in my food?
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Papa’s Chipotle Lime Smoked Pistachios
- Non-GMO Pistachios
- Fresh Lime Juice
- Chipotle Pepper
- Sea Salt
THATS RIGHT, ONLY FOUR INGREDIENTS!
That's all Papa needs to make the greatest smoked nuts you will ever eat.
All of Papa's snacks are made with similarly small lists of ingredients that are easily recognizable.
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compared with the
Big Brand’s
Chili Lime Almonds
- Almonds
- Corn Maltodextrin
- Salt
- Citric Acid
- Chili Pepper
- Yeast Extract
- Cane Sugar
- Onion Powder
- Gum Arabic
- Garlic Powder
- Lime Juice Concentrate
- Extractives of Paprika
- Natural Flavor
- Vinegar Solids
- Vegetable Oils (Almond, Canola, Safflower and/or Sunflower)
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Some Say that Life is Short.
Papa wonders why you would risk shortening it by eating 🧪🧪 nasty chemicals and preservatives.
On the other hand, you don’t want your life to seem interminably long 🥱😴💤 by missing out on delicious foods because you want to eat healthy.
That’s why Papa guarantees that you will think his all-natural nuts and jerkies are the best you have ever tasted, or your money back 🤑, no questions asked.
Papa Only Uses REAL FOOD to Make REAL FOOD
Papa's Best Selling Variety Bundles
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Choose Your Own Bundle of Large Bags of Smoked Nuts
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Super Smoked Nuts Sampler
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Foreign Flavors Smoked Nuts Sampler
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Let customers speak for us
from 41 reviewsPapa’s nuts are the best nuts I’ve ever had the pleasure of having in my mouth. Not too salty. Not too sweet. Buttery and delicious. Dare I say, decadent even. A truly orgasmic experience each time I enjoy them.
Loved the flavor combo, perfect blend.
How about a chipolte hickory bbq ?
Thanks
Enjoyed the cashews and the variety offered especially the Jamaican Curry.
Papa’s massive sack seemed a little spendy when I first gazed at his sack. But I decided to dive into his massive sack face first and see how good his sack tastes.
I first started out with Papa’s nuts, and I was immediately impressed. Bold flavors and a nice salty and tangy taste that was even better than I imagined it would be. After all, this was my first time tasting Papa’s nuts.
After I got a good taste of Papa’s nuts, I decided it was time to get his impressively large meat in my mouth. It was an immediate explosion of flavor in my mouth, and I couldn’t get enough. I continued to sample Papa’s meat over the next few hours, and I was blown away by the flavor!
I will be getting Papa’s massive sack over and over again! It’s a must have for me now! Don’t be shy, get ahold of Papa’s sack and enjoy it!
you know overall I was just thrilled and impressed with your Facebook commercial. and to be honest pistachios and beef jerky are two of my three favorite traveling Foods when I'm driving. I ordered a sampler pack of pistachios and a sampler pack of your meat and I got to say I am completely impressed. the feel of swirling your nuts around in my mouth and the awesome flavor that your nuts present is damn near overwhelming. I never thought I would like having a man's nuts in my mouth but I am very impressed. but then I just had to stick your large Meat in my mouth and I was completely blown away.. I am so glad your large meat is traditional and not that new age soft chewy meat. I definitely prefer a hard long-lasting meat in my mouth. the salty flavor in the texture were the best. and honestly a great value. will definitely be ordering again. the only issue I had was the zippers did not want to close back up very well. but that's okay might as well leave the zipper open for when I want some more nuts and meat in my mouth. thank you for a great product and presentation
I love the products by Papa’s. The shipping is always fast and the nuts are always delicious!
Sending these nuts as a gift or ordering them just for myself—it’s always a win. The flavors are amazing and the customer service is great.
I love these products. The sampler helped me find my favorite flavors, although I realized I love them all. It helped I didn't have to pick. Plus they make great gifts.
Amazing products. Flavors are delicious and the jerky is high quality. Makes a great gift.
I am still sampling all of your tasty products! I'll post more when I'm full! Thanks.
Tasted great just a little tougher than I expected.
I enjoyed the Jerky a lot because it's not hard like store available Jerky.
Papa's Best Batch has such good flavors, Chipotle Lime, Garlic, Mexican Mole, Mochaccino, Five-Spice... love them all! The nuts are crunchy and flavorful. The jerky packs a punch!
That feeling of biting into a freshly roasted cashew is great and that was the first thing I noticed. Then the taste, which was great! Not overpowering but complex and left me thinking I needed another one to figure out the spices.
Hand-Smoked in Small Batches
FAQs
Does Papa's Offer Free Shipping?
Free Shipping is applied to all orders over $75
How about a Money Back Guarantee?
We’re confident you’ll love all of Papa's products but if you’re unsatisfied in any way please email sales@papasbestbatch.com We’ll gladly accept returns within 30 days of purchase, excluding shipping.
What are Papa's Ingredients? What is KISS?
KISS stands for "Keep It Simple Stupid"
Papa might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's bright enough to K.I.S.S. with all his recipes.
For his bases, he uses fresh and vibrant liquids:
- Fresh brewed espresso coffee
- Fresh Lime Juice
- Cider Vinegar with the mother
- Balsamic Vinegar
For flavorings he uses:
- Coconut
- Dark Cocoa
- Tamarind
- Fresh Garlic
- Fresh Ginger
- Pasilla, Ancho & Chipotle Peppers
- Sea Salt
- Dozens of Herbs & Spices
The only sweeteners Papa ever uses are:
- Unsulfured Molasses
- Organic Stevia