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When you Cook at Home, You don’t use this kind of NASTY STUFF:

  • CORN MALTODEXTRIN
  • YEAST EXTRACT
  • CITRIC ACID
  • WHEY ISOLATES
  • MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE
  • GUAR GUM
  • UNHEALTHY ADDITIVES
  • CHEMICAL FLAVOR ENHANCERS

Unlike mass-produced snacks, Papa makes his Nuts & Jerkies just like you cook at home, using only:

REAL, WHOLESOME INGREDIENTS

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What the F$%k is Corn Maltodextrin?

And why do the big companies put all this nasty stuff in my food?

  • Papa’s Chipotle Lime Smoked Pistachios

    1. Non-GMO Pistachios
    2. Fresh Lime Juice
    3. Chipotle Pepper
    4. Sea Salt

    THATS RIGHT, ONLY FOUR INGREDIENTS!

    That's all Papa needs to make the greatest smoked nuts you will ever eat.

    All of Papa's snacks are made with similarly small lists of ingredients that are easily recognizable. 

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  • compared with the

    Big Brand’s

    Chili Lime Almonds

    1. Almonds
    2. Corn Maltodextrin
    3. Salt
    4. Citric Acid
    5. Chili Pepper
    6. Yeast Extract
    7. Cane Sugar
    8. Onion Powder
    9. Gum Arabic
    10. Garlic Powder
    11. Lime Juice Concentrate
    12. Extractives of Paprika
    13. Natural Flavor
    14. Vinegar Solids
    15. Vegetable Oils (Almond, Canola, Safflower and/or Sunflower)
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Sign that says "No preservatives, no artificial colors, no artificial flavors, no nitrates, no refined sugar, gluten-free, soy free, peanut-free facility, keto friendly, low carb"

Some Say that Life is Short.

Papa wonders why you would risk shortening it by eating 🧪🧪 nasty chemicals and preservatives. 

On the other hand, you don’t want your life to seem interminably long 🥱😴💤 by missing out on delicious foods because you want to eat healthy. 

That’s why Papa guarantees that you will think his all-natural nuts and jerkies are the best you have ever tasted, or your money back 🤑, no questions asked.

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  • Sign that says "You Know that Nutrition is Important for you Health Papa is proud to use only all-natural, carefully sourced ingredients. Everything Papa makes has a short list of recognizable ingredients."

Papa Only Uses REAL FOOD to Make REAL FOOD

  • Signs Listing Papa's ingredients: The Bases: fresh lime juice, cider vinegar, fresh brewed espresso, & balsamic vinegar. And Sweeteners; unsulfured molasses & Organic Stevia.
  • Sign listing Papa's ingredients: Flavors: Dark Cocoa, Coconut, Fresh Garlic, Tamarind, Pasilla, Ancho & Chipotle peppers, Fresh Ginger, Sea Salt and Dozens of Herbs & spices.

Papa's Best Selling Variety Bundles

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from 21 reviews
Still sampling

I am still sampling all of your tasty products! I'll post more when I'm full! Thanks.

James Doyle
Papa's Massive Meat & Nut Sack
Papa's Massive Meat & Nut Sack
Garlic

Tasted great just a little tougher than I expected.

Jim M
Hot Garlic Beef Jerky
Hot Garlic Beef Jerky
Wonderful Product.

I enjoyed the Jerky a lot because it's not hard like store available Jerky.

Samuel Saddiq
Sweet Molasses Beef Jerky
Sweet Molasses Beef Jerky
Delicious nuts and jerky

Papa's Best Batch has such good flavors, Chipotle Lime, Garlic, Mexican Mole, Mochaccino, Five-Spice... love them all! The nuts are crunchy and flavorful. The jerky packs a punch!

pangpang
Dill Pickle Smoked Pistachios
Dill Pickle Smoked Pistachios
Fresh and tasty

That feeling of biting into a freshly roasted cashew is great and that was the first thing I noticed. Then the taste, which was great! Not overpowering but complex and left me thinking I needed another one to figure out the spices.

Dan Bohn
Super Smoked Nuts Sampler
Super Smoked Nuts Sampler
Mexican Mole

Earthy with a little kick! Unique flavor that surprises you with each bite.

Jessica Kenez
Bulk Mexican Mole Smoked Cashews
Bulk Mexican Mole Smoked Cashews
Yum!

Just tried these and they’re Jamaican me crazy for more!

Stephen
Jamaican Curry Smoked Cashews
Jamaican Curry Smoked Cashews
Yum

Just tried these and they’re Jamaican me crazy for more!!

Stephen
Smoked Cashews Sampler
Smoked Cashews Sampler
The most delicious flavors!!

Papas Best Batch are the freshest, tastiest smoked nuts around. The taste is so robust. I eat these by the handful. I can't wait to try the dill pickle pistachios!!

C.M.
Bulk Chipotle Lime Smoked Pistachios
Bulk Chipotle Lime Smoked Pistachios
Delicious

So delicious...can't wait to try them all!

Melissa Suarez
Bulk Mochaccino Smoked Almonds
Bulk Mochaccino Smoked Almonds
Worth every penny!

I thought I had found my favorite flavors of Papa's Best Batch nuts and jerkies. Then--I ordered the variety pack and seriously can't decide. The Mexican Mole smoked cashews did not last long at all in my house (killed that bag in less than an hour), and the Jamaican Curry cashews were equally as delicious. The flavors are just right--all perfectly blended. With the Mexican Mole, for example, the heat sneaks up on you at the end and isn't overpowering. So excited to have found these delicious products.

Sarah Young
Super Smoked Nuts Sampler
Super Smoked Nuts Sampler
Favorite Pistachios

I Love the dill pickle pistachios - they're my favorite! It's hard to go back to "regular" pistachios after having Papa's Best Batch!

Christine
Bulk Dill Pickle Smoked Pistachios
Bulk Dill Pickle Smoked Pistachios
Chef kiss

These nuts are amazing! Such great flavor- my ultimate favorite snacks. There isn’t one flavor I don’t love!!

Jennifer Edwards
Bulk Mochaccino Smoked Almonds
Bulk Mochaccino Smoked Almonds

How does one get such big flavor with such simple ingredients? Must be magic!

Phil M.
Bulk Chipotle Lime Smoked Pistachios
Bulk Chipotle Lime Smoked Pistachios

Bada Bing! These bad boys are bursting with flavor!

Phil M.
Roasted Garlic Smoked Pistachios
Roasted Garlic Smoked Pistachios

Hand-Smoked in Small Batches

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  • Wooden Signs saying "Never, Never, Never: Nitrates or Nitrites, Dairy, Artifical Colors or Flavors, or Soy.

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FAQs

Does Papa's Offer Free Shipping?

Free Shipping is applied to all orders over $75

How about a Money Back Guarantee?

We’re confident you’ll love all of Papa's products but if you’re unsatisfied in any way please email sales@papasbestbatch.com We’ll gladly accept returns within 30 days of purchase, excluding shipping.

What are Papa's Ingredients? What is KISS?

KISS stands for "Keep It Simple Stupid"

Papa might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's bright enough to K.I.S.S. with all his recipes.

For his bases, he uses fresh and vibrant liquids:

  • Fresh brewed espresso coffee
  • Fresh Lime Juice
  • Cider Vinegar with the mother
  • Balsamic Vinegar

For flavorings he uses:

  • Coconut
  • Dark Cocoa
  • Tamarind 
  • Fresh Garlic
  • Fresh Ginger
  • Pasilla, Ancho & Chipotle Peppers
  • Sea Salt
  • Dozens of Herbs & Spices

The only sweeteners Papa ever uses are:

  • Unsulfured Molasses
  • Organic Stevia

These are the ONLY ingredients that Papa uses in all of his recipes.

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