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When you Cook at Home, You don’t use this kind of NASTY STUFF:


Unlike mass-produced snacks, Papa makes his Nuts & Jerkies just like you cook at home, using only:


What the F$%k is Corn Maltodextrin?

  • Papa’s Chipotle Lime Smoked Pistachios

    1. Non-GMO Pistachios
    2. Fresh Lime Juice
    3. Chipotle Pepper
    4. Sea Salt


    That's all Papa needs to make the greatest smoked nuts you will ever eat.

    All of Papa's snacks are made with similarly small lists of ingredients that are easily recognizable. 

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  • compared with the

    Big Brand’s

    Chili Lime Almonds

    1. Almonds
    2. Corn Maltodextrin
    3. Salt
    4. Citric Acid
    5. Chili Pepper
    6. Yeast Extract
    7. Cane Sugar
    8. Onion Powder
    9. Gum Arabic
    10. Garlic Powder
    11. Lime Juice Concentrate
    12. Extractives of Paprika
    13. Natural Flavor
    14. Vinegar Solids
    15. Vegetable Oils (Almond, Canola, Safflower and/or Sunflower)
Sign that says "No preservatives, no artificial colors, no artificial flavors, no nitrates, no refined sugar, gluten-free, soy free, peanut-free facility, keto friendly, low carb"

Some Say that Life is Short.

Papa wonders why you would risk shortening it by eating 🧪🧪 nasty chemicals and preservatives. 

On the other hand, you don’t want your life to seem interminably long 🥱😴💤 by missing out on delicious foods because you want to eat healthy. 

That’s why Papa guarantees that you will think his all-natural nuts and jerkies are the best you have ever tasted, or your money back 🤑, no questions asked.

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  • Sign that says "You Know that Nutrition is Important for you Health Papa is proud to use only all-natural, carefully sourced ingredients.  Everything Papa makes has a short list of recognizable ingredients."
  • Signs Listing Papa's ingredients: The Bases: fresh lime juice, cider vinegar, fresh brewed espresso, & balsamic vinegar. And Sweeteners; unsulfured molasses & Organic Stevia.
  • Sign listing Papa's ingredients: Flavors: Dark Cocoa, Coconut, Fresh Garlic, Tamarind, Pasilla, Ancho & Chipotle peppers, Fresh Ginger, Sea Salt and Dozens of Herbs & spices.

Papa's Best Selling Variety Bundles

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  • Wooden Signs saying "Never, Never, Ever: Refined Sugar, Gluten, Artificial Preservatives, or so-called "natural flavors"
  • Wooden Signs saying "Never, Never, Never: Nitrates or Nitrites, Dairy, Artifical Colors or Flavors, or Soy.


Does Papa's Offer Free Shipping?

Free Shipping is applied to all orders over $75

How about a Money Back Guarantee?

We’re confident you’ll love all of Papa's products but if you’re unsatisfied in any way please email sales@papasbestbatch.com We’ll gladly accept returns within 30 days of purchase, excluding shipping.

What are Papa's Ingredients? What is KISS?

KISS stands for "Keep It Simple Stupid"

Papa might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's bright enough to K.I.S.S. with all his recipes.

For his bases, he uses fresh and vibrant liquids:

  • Fresh brewed espresso coffee
  • Fresh Lime Juice
  • Cider Vinegar with the mother
  • Balsamic Vinegar

For flavorings he uses:

  • Coconut
  • Dark Cocoa
  • Tamarind 
  • Fresh Garlic
  • Fresh Ginger
  • Pasilla, Ancho & Chipotle Peppers
  • Sea Salt
  • Dozens of Herbs & Spices

The only sweeteners Papa ever uses are:

  • Unsulfured Molasses
  • Organic Stevia

These are the ONLY ingredients that Papa uses in all of his recipes.