When you Cook at Home, You don’t use this kind of NASTY STUFF:
- CORN MALTODEXTRIN
- YEAST EXTRACT
- CITRIC ACID
- WHEY ISOLATES
- MONOSODIUM GLUTAMATE
- GUAR GUM
- UNHEALTHY ADDITIVES
- CHEMICAL FLAVOR ENHANCERS
Unlike mass-produced snacks, Papa makes his Nuts & Jerkies just like you cook at home, using only:
REAL, WHOLESOME INGREDIENTS
What the F$%k is Corn Maltodextrin?
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Papa’s Chipotle Lime Smoked Pistachios
- Non-GMO Pistachios
- Fresh Lime Juice
- Chipotle Pepper
- Sea Salt
THATS RIGHT, ONLY FOUR INGREDIENTS!
That's all Papa needs to make the greatest smoked nuts you will ever eat.
All of Papa's snacks are made with similarly small lists of ingredients that are easily recognizable.
compared with the
Chili Lime Almonds
- Corn Maltodextrin
- Citric Acid
- Chili Pepper
- Yeast Extract
- Cane Sugar
- Onion Powder
- Gum Arabic
- Garlic Powder
- Lime Juice Concentrate
- Extractives of Paprika
- Natural Flavor
- Vinegar Solids
- Vegetable Oils (Almond, Canola, Safflower and/or Sunflower)
Some Say that Life is Short.
Papa wonders why you would risk shortening it by eating 🧪🧪 nasty chemicals and preservatives.
On the other hand, you don’t want your life to seem interminably long 🥱😴💤 by missing out on delicious foods because you want to eat healthy.
That’s why Papa guarantees that you will think his all-natural nuts and jerkies are the best you have ever tasted, or your money back 🤑, no questions asked.
Papa's Best Selling Variety Bundles
I am still sampling all of your tasty products! I'll post more when I'm full! Thanks.
Tasted great just a little tougher than I expected.
I enjoyed the Jerky a lot because it's not hard like store available Jerky.
Papa's Best Batch has such good flavors, Chipotle Lime, Garlic, Mexican Mole, Mochaccino, Five-Spice... love them all! The nuts are crunchy and flavorful. The jerky packs a punch!
That feeling of biting into a freshly roasted cashew is great and that was the first thing I noticed. Then the taste, which was great! Not overpowering but complex and left me thinking I needed another one to figure out the spices.
Earthy with a little kick! Unique flavor that surprises you with each bite.
Just tried these and they’re Jamaican me crazy for more!
Just tried these and they’re Jamaican me crazy for more!!
Papas Best Batch are the freshest, tastiest smoked nuts around. The taste is so robust. I eat these by the handful. I can't wait to try the dill pickle pistachios!!
So delicious...can't wait to try them all!
I thought I had found my favorite flavors of Papa's Best Batch nuts and jerkies. Then--I ordered the variety pack and seriously can't decide. The Mexican Mole smoked cashews did not last long at all in my house (killed that bag in less than an hour), and the Jamaican Curry cashews were equally as delicious. The flavors are just right--all perfectly blended. With the Mexican Mole, for example, the heat sneaks up on you at the end and isn't overpowering. So excited to have found these delicious products.
I Love the dill pickle pistachios - they're my favorite! It's hard to go back to "regular" pistachios after having Papa's Best Batch!
These nuts are amazing! Such great flavor- my ultimate favorite snacks. There isn’t one flavor I don’t love!!
How does one get such big flavor with such simple ingredients? Must be magic!
Bada Bing! These bad boys are bursting with flavor!
Does Papa's Offer Free Shipping?
Free Shipping is applied to all orders over $75
How about a Money Back Guarantee?
We’re confident you’ll love all of Papa's products but if you’re unsatisfied in any way please email firstname.lastname@example.org We’ll gladly accept returns within 30 days of purchase, excluding shipping.
What are Papa's Ingredients? What is KISS?
KISS stands for "Keep It Simple Stupid"
Papa might not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but he's bright enough to K.I.S.S. with all his recipes.
For his bases, he uses fresh and vibrant liquids:
- Fresh brewed espresso coffee
- Fresh Lime Juice
- Cider Vinegar with the mother
- Balsamic Vinegar
For flavorings he uses:
- Dark Cocoa
- Fresh Garlic
- Fresh Ginger
- Pasilla, Ancho & Chipotle Peppers
- Sea Salt
- Dozens of Herbs & Spices
The only sweeteners Papa ever uses are:
- Unsulfured Molasses
- Organic Stevia